What Husbands Don't Say...and What That Means

"Wow! You got your haircut!"

OR

"I like it! Nice haircut."

OR

"Chelsea did a nice job."

OR

"Do you think you'll like it?"

OR

"Everyone's hair got cut."

Or anything else that refers to the fact that my hair is 4" shorter than it was. Three days ago. Three. Days.

Translation: If I ignore this haircut she will get the hint that I do not like it.