My boss is in Israel. Yes, Israel. And because he's a workaholic, he even checked out a company world phone in case we couldn't live without him while he is on the other side of the world. Like if we had a crisis there would be ANYTHING he could do about it!
Back to the Israel thing. Yes, I am COMPLETELY jealous. I would almost give up my firstborn child to go on a trip like that. Almost. So when the world phone number showed up on Caller ID yesterday, I figured I may as well travel vicariously.
me: Good morning.
D: It's not morning.
me: Why are you calling me?
D: Just wanted to make sure my phone works.
me: How's your trip?
D: Our hotel overlooks the Sea of Galilee. It's dark. I can't see it.
me: I'm only hugely jealous.
D: The food is really bland.
The man is in Israel, for heaven's sake, and all he can tell me is that they should have brought salt and pepper with them? Something is seriously wrong with this picture.
Maybe it's just me.
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1 comments:
You're a B wife? Does that mean "B" for bananas. It's been a long time since I've heard that disgusting sound of bananas. Miss you siiiissster! I was expecting your 3 million dollars to come falling from the sky! When it does can you fly my family out there to visit? Please? Love you!
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