Kids' Vocabulary

Have I ever mentioned that we have really fabulous children? Yesterday I got thinking about how big they are; then about how fun they were when they were small. Eventually that led to the fun and funny things our children have named things. Here is a small sampling:

Dockster--doctor
Wamdade--Bandaid
Foshfosh--washcloth
Computier--computer
Paskeddy--spaghetti
Gram--Grandma
Porky--prickly or spiked
Porkypine--a porky animal
Girl cheese--grilled cheese sandwich
Boy cheese--what Taylor wanted, because he didn't want girl cheese
Han-gubber--hamburger

The best part of this is that we now use the kid-isms more than the correct words, as in, "Please pass the foshfosh. I need to scrub the wamdade off my knee before I go to the dockster."