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1.  When the Prophet Said to Flood the Earth With the Book of Mormon, He Didn't Mean to Begin By Placing It in the Washer.

2.  Maybe I Am More Helpful When I Don't Try to Help

3.  Reading the Book of Mormon in Bed Involves Opening a Book, Not Reading the Fine Lines from the Lint on the Sheets.

4.  A Page a Day is Too Much!  (How About a Letter a Day Instead)

5.  Leaving a Book of Mormon on Your Doorstep -or- How You Can Tell When I Took the Laundry Outside

6.  New Definition:  Breaking Your Scripture Reading into Smaller Pieces

7.  Dear Dryer Repair Man -- I Don't Know HOW All That Paper Ended Up in the Lint Screen!

8.  You Did Say You Were Looking for a Clean Book to Read, Didn't You?

9.  Dear Brother and Sister-in-Law:  I'm Sorry About Your Load of Darks