Randomness

When my eyes water and I blink, my eyes splash.  I can prove it, because every time I cry or I go out running or my allergies act up, my glasses are all spotty when I get back.  I had to wash my glasses three times today at work.

My left foot is a half size smaller than my right foot.  I always try on shoes with my right foot so I can be sure to get a shoe that fits that foot.  My left shoe always flops around on or around my foot.  When I walk down stairs in noisy shoes, I sound a bit like a horse:  CLOP, CLOP, CLOP.

I love pink.  I always have.  I also love flowers and ruffles and sparkles and tiaras.  I wish I could dress up in little-girl clothes and pull it off.

I still wear retainers at night.

What's not to love, right?